Gov Swarzenneger to take 2 year break

"My electronic double does not sleep, eat or take any breaks from the hard tasks of office. It can shred steel and travel through time. It also has mounted twin Gatling Guns to dispatch lobbyists, opposition leaders and mutant freaks from Outer Space.

"My wife even says it has a better sense of humor than me. So get off my f@cking property before the new Gov kills you all!! Ha, ha".

He finished with the expected quote, "I'll be back".

That actually isn't all that funny, what with one thing and another...