Knights of the Round Table Cipher

Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 04:08 pm
This is not a callout session.
This is not a battle.
This is not a war of words.
This is a cipher.
And it will STAY that way.
Anyone who breaks the sacred rule of ciphering will be banned henceforth.
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 04:50 pm
So how's that workin' out for ya, Bubba?
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 04:53 pm
I'm guessing on tagging it as rap. Then again, this song is not rap -

Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 04:54 pm
"Anyone who breaks the sacred rule of ciphering will be banned henceforth."


no wait, green...
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:15 pm
A cipher is when a group of rappers come in circles
Jumping hurdles with lines as thick as yogurt curdle
The tongue just gurgles with words they're sure to cough and gurgle
Which is about as dangerous as a junkie popping purple pills
Believe me when I say hip-hop turned me ill
I murder at will even though I hadn't learned to kill
Always at stone odds with the worst of personnel
Miscommunication is just absurd as hell
I keep my words firm when it's my turn to spill
When I turn the curve trying to swerve aside the dirt on the hill
There are just a few dreams that I yearn to fulfill
I'm going at it like Superman, I have nerves of steel
Bound to have a few tearjerkers like a third of a film
And have a few deep scars not even a surgeon can heal
We all succeed with a bit of Dutch courage and will
Even though a lot of motherfuckers will discourage us still
This is still a cipher, spitting with valiance
Practically soak the paper up when I dribble the saliva
Got the mind of a child, messing in these diapers
Take me to the baby change room, give me little wipe-ups
Get a hit of this lighter, while the glittering sky strikes
with the bright moon shining in the middle of the night
I need one of those big breaks somewhere in my life
And I don't mean buying a Kit-Kat for a sixpenny price
At the nearest supermarket or the convenience store
This verse holds more future than a phone deal with Orange
Cold and bleak right now, not enough heat in the porridge
Put my foot in the door, time to release the four-inch
And for all you cats and dolls who think that Ill's annoying
I think your personal rebuffs are getting really boring
All tell-tales and media hype, kill the stories
I'm sick of the gossip, I can't stand you little Jordans
You Peter Andres with your six-packs and chicks with stockings
and their pricey Gucci high-heels that the women trip and fall in
Cocksure top-scorers kicking different balls
Holding them like swimmers who find it difficult getting into their shorts
It's as fucked up as a person with a Down's Syndrome disorder
with an inability to talk and walk and has genital warts
or an habitual **** scorer who keeps pissing and snorting
like Phil Mitchell on crack when he shoved the **** right into his nostrils
And you ask me how incredibly hard this can be?
This is Hell on Earth, baby, and it's all **** to me
So take a look into the eyes of this autistic emcee
And tell Illustraight that he isn't all that he's cracked up to be!
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:17 pm
ehhh. on second thought, let's not go to camelot. It tis a silly place...
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:21 pm
Are you on the LSD or something?
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:22 pm

the LSD gives me a headache...

I'll behave, you rap away.
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:26 pm
Can you rap?
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:29 pm
not so much.

sometimes in the shower...
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:32 pm
Show me what you got ...... that is, assuming you do hip-hop.
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:33 pm
was up cuzin
IQ minus 600
lol i love that verse so much
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:42 pm
Here we go ya'll. I do ciphers almost every 2 weeks.
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:48 pm
time to show my rappin skills
take the agrenalin pills
for hype thrills so i wont get the stomach chills
50 mills under my bed as i show you my decapatated kills
throw bodys over hills,poke you with porqapine quils
the blood fills into the bud of my florecent daffodills
ya still can find out the the fastest flow like a shark without gills
i burn people when i drill,so if you dont want to die,bring protective drills
i can rap as fluent as "ills".so just calm down,relax,and shut up and chill
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 06:15 pm
They say I krypt the night
I clip the knight under the legs in the round table tonight
Stoppin' on a stop, on a dime maybe a penny, I'm tight
Sippin' Sprite and an alcoholic beverage, ridin' this knight into the night like Melissa Ethridge
Imma savage stampeed of Emcees, it's tempting to be N.U.T.S as me
Stompin' a tree with a stiff, Sonny Bono but I live, no skiis
Mercedes try and trap these beats in this cyph
Cause I got life, no transavez
But I got a idea, tell Chaz I just hit a tree I thought I died
But I realized I came back to life maybe cause I tranzed to the other side
I grab the lube with my sticky hands, stomp the stance, I'm in a trance, stop the same song and dance, I need a pair a pants
I just preed
Spencer Pratt and Ryan Seacrest said they faught, BUTT they're both gay soI think they BUTT fucked
I ain't mean but my mayne is on my side, my game is deprived
I'm mad at the prone, usually sittin' at home, masturbatin'
Infatuatin', mortician I need a relaxation'
Hit me with your best shot, with snot, mucus and muck
See if I give a ****
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 06:35 pm
I spit venom Imma life long python
gettin my cyph on now somebody turn the mic on
I may sound like I'm tryin but I'm holdin it back like tampons
I snap a spinal cord Of some random whore
lost her job cuz now she can't bend over no more
i went in so hard I came out the other side
I dont think I did to good on my first freestyle but at least I tried.

First time comin off the dome (well as much off the dome as you can on a website) no edits this be the first set of rhymes to come to my mind

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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 06:40 pm
im defyin the law like park,rosa
im not gettin off this bus you casanova
you can call the police and i still wont move ova
this is my poin of veiw.....i think rosa is flat chested
people say that thats a propastrous opinion...but she got arrested
she running for her life to not go to jail....but look how it ended
if i was her i would have bought an automobile,so the white fat cop cant squeel
but she did it anyway.i shouldve known...she had bullshit pay so she cant be fo real
but those cops were meen if you were there you wouldnt belive wat you had seen
good thing i went green to save my ass unlike her from becoming a drama queen
so look at this screen and tell me how i did my first cypher like a crazed teen
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 06:41 pm
i hope this is a cypher.....
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 06:47 pm
i sed whats in my mind and quickly try to ryme with it
i did pretty decent
when i wrote park rosa i thaught she was flat chested no joke
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2011 06:01 am
I just had a battle with this dude named kuniiii1 on letsbeef.com and guess what? I was OUTVOTED BY 100%!!!! Conclusively, it seems that these people don't know a skilled and well-structured flow when they see one. Hmph.

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