Name: Illustraight
Other Aliases: Autistik, highPRO, StarLord
Age: Classified
Strengths: I'm not telling you that!
Weaknesses: I'm not telling you that either!
Other notes:
I get these emcees swept off their feet like the past tense of sweep
Rappers still try to reach, but I’m the only one with access to the mantelpiece
Sun 12 Mar, 2023 09:34 am - Call this meeting to order
Gentlemen, you put no fear in my heart like Bloody Loco
I got some valour pumping throughout my parts like cars with Sunoco
I’ve gone go-go - but protected for... (view)
Wed 7 Sep, 2022 12:15 pm - I love animals so much, I swam in your lady like a ferret
I can tell you a joke about pussy, but I’m afraid you won’t get it
And they do say that still waters run deep
so when I... (view)
Tue 7 Sep, 2021 07:55 am - Once I had a dodo, but it flew away
It existed many years ago, they abused its face
So when I think back to how it roamed the luxuriant plains
of my mother’s motherland, I think,... (view)
Sun 5 Sep, 2021 04:16 am - I had my game planned, but the conviction came after
Found myself seeing God like Macaulay meeting the Pagemaster
For years, I was a coward, who wasn’t able to embrace rappers
But now... (view)
Wed 23 Jun, 2021 10:24 am - What up, prof
I stay distant from naughty chicks
Keep a wide berth from scorning kids, like Leviticus 13:46
These goofs are unclean to me with their corny hits
They must’ve not cleansed... (view)
Wed 7 Apr, 2021 03:05 pm - I trample over the schemes of the snakes
I’m Will Smith, ‘cause I’m seen as the “Enemy Of The State”
Coming Christ-like, serving verses like sweet little cakes... (view)
Fri 25 Dec, 2020 08:56 am - Listen, a born Brit but they mistake me for a mud-man
I’ve got dark skin, but in my heart, I’m a London man
So there’s no reason why they have to come and run a man
down like a... (view)
Thu 26 Nov, 2020 01:07 pm - I’ve been straight ever since my mother patched me up
And I’ve been wise ever since my friends smashed me in the dust
I’ve been clear in thought ever since I packed in the drugs... (view)
Thu 26 Nov, 2020 12:49 pm - Check it out, an Aspergers man on some ‘96 mentality
They say I need to be locked for grandstanding my insanity
Marginalized like margarine on a knife
But it’s all butter once I let... (view)