Sun 12 Mar, 2023 09:34 am - Call this meeting to order
Gentlemen, you put no fear in my heart like Bloody Loco
I got some valour pumping throughout my parts like cars with Sunoco
I’ve gone go-go - but protected for... (view)
Wed 7 Sep, 2022 12:15 pm - I love animals so much, I swam in your lady like a ferret
I can tell you a joke about pussy, but I’m afraid you won’t get it
And they do say that still waters run deep
so when I... (view)
Tue 7 Sep, 2021 07:55 am - Once I had a dodo, but it flew away
It existed many years ago, they abused its face
So when I think back to how it roamed the luxuriant plains
of my mother’s motherland, I think,... (view)
Sun 5 Sep, 2021 04:16 am - I had my game planned, but the conviction came after
Found myself seeing God like Macaulay meeting the Pagemaster
For years, I was a coward, who wasn’t able to embrace rappers
But now... (view)
Wed 23 Jun, 2021 10:24 am - What up, prof
I stay distant from naughty chicks
Keep a wide berth from scorning kids, like Leviticus 13:46
These goofs are unclean to me with their corny hits
They must’ve not cleansed... (view)
Wed 7 Apr, 2021 03:05 pm - I trample over the schemes of the snakes
I’m Will Smith, ‘cause I’m seen as the “Enemy Of The State”
Coming Christ-like, serving verses like sweet little cakes... (view)
Fri 25 Dec, 2020 08:56 am - Listen, a born Brit but they mistake me for a mud-man
I’ve got dark skin, but in my heart, I’m a London man
So there’s no reason why they have to come and run a man
down like a... (view)
