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The Wright Paradox

 
 
Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2004 06:59 pm
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
-The great philosopher and stoner... Steven Wright
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2004 03:53 am
Didn't you tell someone on another thread to "get a life"? Shocked
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Mhatte-Rhaye
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2004 01:30 pm
Incompetent boobs are quite different than Wright jokes, Wilso. I appreciate your comment. Actually, I lied. Evil or Very Mad In polite terms (wishing to not get in trouble with the moderators), I was offended by your comment. Yes, I told him to get a life. Why? He was complaining that there were idiots that infested his environment. To tell the truth, idiots are people who fail in comparison to the wits of others. So, no matter what, there will always be idiots. We will always have to deal with incompetent people in society just as we will always have poor people. But I'd rather not indulge in philosophy right now. Not like I already did.

Honestly, this 'paradox' doesn't confuse me at all. I felt like adding a joke. Thank you for your humor that you have so selflessly bore onto my topic.

Sorry, about the intrusion everyone. I just felt like putting a form of 'the chicken and the egg' question into the joke section to see your replies. I guess noone at this website has any tolerance for these jokes so I'll stay out of the Joke section until I mature enough. Laughing
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trixabell
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2004 03:54 am
well in my opinion, floating cats should be given a lot more publicity...dont be such a spoilsport wilso
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