Boss, We Need To Talk.

I would have walked him over to the donuts and coffee table, point at the food and intone:

"Be steak and wine! Steak and wine!"

Joe(and chocolate Mousse!)Nation

I once hacked into a computer in order to play games, and almost started of WWIII.

Then, I created a virtual reality world, but it turned out that the world I was living in was itself a virtual reality!

Hi

You can find this info by using search box in the top of website with some keywords related before posting questions.

Find WHAT info???





David

I wonder what the Cruise Ship Captain said to his boss on the phone.

Joe(Hi, hate to bother you this late at night... .. .)Nation

And the boss replied, "Get back on board, for ****'s sake!"

I had a co-worker who backed a company car into someone's driver's side side- panel.
(JUUSssst a little too fas' gettin' outta that parkin' space with 'bout tea mar-two-nies under his belt.)

NO damage to the company car, but then he saw that the side-panel read "City of Broken Arrow Police Department" and he panicked.

He drove out of that all-night Sambo's as fast as he could.....but not fast enough.

So the phone call was mostly about how the car was okay but that he wouldn't be in for about three more weeks.

Joe(I don't remember if he ever came back.)Nation

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah.

She never let up 'til I fired her either.

Grrrr....

Okay, so here's one:

http://www.dnainfo.com/20120418/midtown/concrete-floods-le-parker-meridien-hotel-lobby

Imagine if you were the guy who had to call your boss and tell him you just poured a couple of tons of concrete into the marble-floored hotel lobby next door to the job.

Joe(Gah!)Nation

Gah is right.

How do you think that conversation went?
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http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/14/business/jpmorgan-chase-executive-to-resign-in-trading-debacle.html?_r=1&emc=na

(beep) Hi, this is Ina. We probably need to take a meeting. I'm available whenever.

Joe(How bad could it be?)Nation