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Boss, We Need To Talk.

 
 
Joe Nation
 
  2  
Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2011 07:15 am
@OmSigDAVID,
I would have walked him over to the donuts and coffee table, point at the food and intone:

"Be steak and wine! Steak and wine!"

Joe(and chocolate Mousse!)Nation
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2011 07:47 am
@Joe Nation,
I once hacked into a computer in order to play games, and almost started of WWIII.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2011 10:43 am
@DrewDad,
Then, I created a virtual reality world, but it turned out that the world I was living in was itself a virtual reality!
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tra072011
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2012 02:13 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Hi

You can find this info by using search box in the top of website with some keywords related before posting questions.
OmSigDAVID
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2012 03:20 am
@tra072011,
tra072011 wrote:
Hi

You can find this info by using search box in the top of website
with some keywords related before posting questions.
Find WHAT info???





David
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Joe Nation
 
  2  
Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 01:05 pm
I wonder what the Cruise Ship Captain said to his boss on the phone.

Joe(Hi, hate to bother you this late at night... .. .)Nation
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 01:42 pm
@Joe Nation,
And the boss replied, "Get back on board, for ****'s sake!"
Joe Nation
 
  2  
Reply Fri 20 Jan, 2012 05:37 am
@DrewDad,
I had a co-worker who backed a company car into someone's driver's side side- panel.
(JUUSssst a little too fas' gettin' outta that parkin' space with 'bout tea mar-two-nies under his belt.)

NO damage to the company car, but then he saw that the side-panel read "City of Broken Arrow Police Department" and he panicked.

He drove out of that all-night Sambo's as fast as he could.....but not fast enough.

So the phone call was mostly about how the car was okay but that he wouldn't be in for about three more weeks.

Joe(I don't remember if he ever came back.)Nation
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 20 Jan, 2012 06:05 am
@sozobe,
sozobe wrote:

Doesn't totally fit because I found out about it and then called the employee into my office to talk about it.

But the little problem was the employee actively trying to get my clients to join her cult.



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sozobe
 
  2  
Reply Fri 20 Jan, 2012 03:04 pm
@dlowan,
Yeah.

She never let up 'til I fired her either.

Grrrr....
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Joe Nation
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Apr, 2012 11:41 am
Okay, so here's one:

http://www.dnainfo.com/20120418/midtown/concrete-floods-le-parker-meridien-hotel-lobby

Imagine if you were the guy who had to call your boss and tell him you just poured a couple of tons of concrete into the marble-floored hotel lobby next door to the job.

Joe(Gah!)Nation
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Apr, 2012 12:05 pm
@Joe Nation,
Gah is right.
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Joe Nation
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 May, 2012 05:31 am
How do you think that conversation went?
\\\
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/14/business/jpmorgan-chase-executive-to-resign-in-trading-debacle.html?_r=1&emc=na

(beep) Hi, this is Ina. We probably need to take a meeting. I'm available whenever.

Joe(How bad could it be?)Nation
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