When you get a chance - no rush whatsoever - can you let me know how to write "onwards and downwards" in Latin? If it makes a difference, can you show both how to say it to a group of just women and a group with mixed genders?
This is an interesting one.
Usually at this stage I write something sarcastic or caustic, but I suspect you're not going to tattoo this on your butt. So I won't.