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What work does your father do?

 
 
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 11:25 am
Little David was in his 5th grade class in the Washington, DC area when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor,
lawyer, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 12:00 pm
Good one!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 12:09 pm
At least the kid's Dad has a job for five more years.
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