@JGoldman10,
How about JGoldman & His Magic Broomstick? I know, I know, it wasn't an actual television show; just one you manufactured in your brain; but, hey, you can still make it into a cartoon (much like the rest of your life).
Every week, young Goldman finds himself in a predictable predicament. He turns to his trusted kitty cat Whiskey and they fly around town on the magic broomstick searching for sweaty swearing men to teach them how to be swashbucklers. At the end of each episode, our star...JGoldman10...returns home and is shoved on top of his magical broomstick where he remains until the following week while Whiskey the cat goes out and has a gay old time.