Obama Manure

Obama Manure 100% B.S.

The only thing consistent from the Obama Administration is B.S. So now, in an effort to stimulate our economy and recycle this toxic asset, we have begun selling Obama Manure. Guaranteed to be the highest concentration of B.S. money can buy, Obama Manure is pure 100% Bull **** and smells distinctly like Chicago.

Note: Obama Manure is sold in 44 lbs. bags. Contents may be from Kenya or Hawaii.

Think you’ve seen Obama Manure before? You have. Obama Manure may have been called something different over the years, but the same crap was spewed before. First making its stench known in Europe in the mid 1800’s, this same B.S. became popular in the Soviet Union from the late 1800’s through much of the 20th century. This poop also made appearances in other parts of the globe under various names and forms, but its smell and content remained remarkably similar. While versions of Obama Manure have seen fringe popularity in the United States throughout the century, it wasn’t until the campaign and subsequent election of President Barack Obama that its popularity become mainstream.

We expect the smell of Obama Manure to become increasing potent and recognizable to most Americans over the next few years, and like all fads should quickly fade. While Obama Manure popularity might diminish in the United States, we expect its influence and marketability to remain consistant in Europe for many years to come