H2O MAN
 
Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2011 01:25 pm
Obama Manure 100% B.S.

The only thing consistent from the Obama Administration is B.S. So now, in an effort to stimulate our economy and recycle this toxic asset, we have begun selling Obama Manure. Guaranteed to be the highest concentration of B.S. money can buy, Obama Manure is pure 100% Bull **** and smells distinctly like Chicago.

Note: Obama Manure is sold in 44 lbs. bags. Contents may be from Kenya or Hawaii.

Think you’ve seen Obama Manure before? You have. Obama Manure may have been called something different over the years, but the same crap was spewed before. First making its stench known in Europe in the mid 1800’s, this same B.S. became popular in the Soviet Union from the late 1800’s through much of the 20th century. This poop also made appearances in other parts of the globe under various names and forms, but its smell and content remained remarkably similar. While versions of Obama Manure have seen fringe popularity in the United States throughout the century, it wasn’t until the campaign and subsequent election of President Barack Obama that its popularity become mainstream.

We expect the smell of Obama Manure to become increasing potent and recognizable to most Americans over the next few years, and like all fads should quickly fade. While Obama Manure popularity might diminish in the United States, we expect its influence and marketability to remain consistant in Europe for many years to come
 
Ceili
 
  5  
Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2011 02:09 pm
Maybe it's the smell from all your posts, but once again, you've posted more crap with nothing but insults, not only against your President but now a whole city. Why do you rednecks hate America?
H2O MAN
 
  -3  
Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2011 05:34 pm
@Ceili,
What's a 'redneck'?
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kuvasz
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 12:05 pm
@H2O MAN,
That which you smell is your own.
MontereyJack
 
  3  
Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 12:11 pm
More H2O raw sewage.
H2O MAN
 
  -3  
Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 02:09 pm
@MontereyJack,
Stay thirsty my friend.
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H2O MAN
 
  -4  
Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 02:10 pm
@kuvasz,
Smells like money
Gargamel
 
  4  
Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 10:52 pm
@H2O MAN,
H2O MAN wrote:

Smells like money


What do rednecks know about money?
H2O MAN
 
  -3  
Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 11:07 am
@Gargamel,
What's a redneck?
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MontereyJack
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 11:46 am
H2Oboy, do you have a mirror?
H2O MAN
 
  -1  
Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 01:54 pm
@MontereyJack,
MJackoff, why is it that I never see you in the sun?
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MontereyJack
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 02:03 pm
Most likely because we live in different states. I live in the state of Massachusetts. You live in the state of confusion.
H2O MAN
 
  -1  
Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 03:45 pm
@MontereyJack,
MJackoff, you haven't lived for years... you just exist in Mass.
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MontereyJack
 
  2  
Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 04:21 pm
Obviously you've never lived here. One of the sanest states in the US. Sorry you're stuck in whatever benighted place it is that you live. It's having a bad effect on you. Or maybe you're having the bad effect on it. Consider moving.

And, not incidentally, one of the most blue states in the country. You moocheclass red staters should be glad we're here, because we';ve been subsidizing you guys for years. You always pay less in taxes to the feds than you get back from them. We always pay more than we get back, and it goes to you, and we're really tired of you moochers whinging all the time, as you stuff our hard-earned dollars in your pockets.
H2O MAN
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 06:11 pm
@MontereyJack,
Lived there, liked it, but it's way too liberal these days.
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