Huge profit from your meteorites?

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Here is a simple way to make big money from your meteorites.

Step 1: Carve grooves on the surface of your meteorites.

Step 2: Place the carved meteorites under a stereomicroscope or a magnifier (over 60X) or a digital microscope.

Step 3: Focus the microscope or magnifier on the grooves that you have carved on the surface of your meteorites.

Step 4: Look for thread-like objects protruding from the grooves or lying in the grooves.

Step 5: Take pictures of the thread-like objects at high magnification (over 200X).

Step 6: Those thread-like objects are extraterrestrial fossils of animal blood vessels. So, confirm the fossils by comparing them with the following micrographs (note 3) showing ET blood vessel remains.

Step 7: Now you can sell ET animal fossils if you can find a geologist who is unable to firmly identify the minute objects in your pictures.

Note 1: If you do not wish to carve your meteorites, the following ebay store sells sculptured meteorites:
http://yuxinjewelry.en.alibaba.com/search/product?IndexArea=product_en&SearchText=carved+meteorite

Note 2: If you do not have a magnifier or a microscope, the following ebay store sells low-priced digital microscopes:
http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=USB+Digital+Microscope+Video+Camera+500X+&_sacat=0&_odkw=500X+USB+digital+microscope&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313

Note 3: My following micrographs show fossilized ET blood vessels at different magnifications:
1.60X blood vessel remains
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2.200X blood vessel remains
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3.700X blood vessel remains
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@bewildered,

Why are you so desperate to sell this idea?

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@rosborne979,

I notice that he has something against geologists.

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It's just sour grapes . . . he's not making any profit from his wild-ass theories, and he imagines that NASA or its employees are profiting from the meteorites. Ha!

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Attention K-mart shoppers, HUGE Meteorite sale in our housewares dept. look for the flashing blue light.

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

I notice that he has something against geologists.

Ahhh, very interesting. It's about time Geologists got on someone's sh*tlist. Those guys have been skulking around for years pretending to do their job and trying not to draw attention to themselves. They're definitely up to something.

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@bewildered,

bewildered wrote:

Step 7: Now you can sell ET animal fossils if you can find a geologist who is unable to firmly identify the minute objects in your pictures.

But can I sell them for more than I paid for them? That's the question. Revenue is easy, profit is hard.

Also, why would a geologist who is unable to identify them as ET fossils want to buy them? I don't understand your business plan on this.

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@rosborne979,

I should have asked my readers to contact the farmer who cannot firmly identify the material shown in my micrographs.

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@bewildered,

Thats because the farmwer is certain that you are full of coprolites

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@bewildered,

bewildered wrote:

I should have asked my readers to contact the farmer who cannot firmly identify the material shown in my micrographs.

At least he respects the scientific process well enough not to jump to conclusions. A discipline you have yet to master.

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@rosborne979,

rosborne979 wrote:

can I sell them for more than I paid for them?

Sucker! no one pays for meteorites these days.

Didn't you hear about the Pop Tabs for Meteorites program? My basement is about 3 feet deep in pop tabs. I'm working on my second meteorite right now.

Huge profit from your meteorites?

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