Have you seen those showgirls?!
Fly into showbiz
... uh, with the greatest of ease...
on flying trapeze!
I'm sure they strap them on or something, but I've seen 'em. It's true!
'Clinton is my dad.'
If that was true I would die
...humiliated!
Humiliated,
I removed the feathers from
my back. No fool, I.
My back? NO! Fool I
Was to post that picture on
That saucy website.
That saucy website
not allowed at library
children might see it
Children might see it
- The scary monster inside
The bishop's dustbin.
The bishop's dustbin:
Adam was made from mere dust
Now you throw him out
Now you throw him out,
original sinner he.
And then he blamed Eve.
And then he blamed Eve
for her inquisitive ways,
always biting and such.
Always biting and such -
Carnivore dinner, or just
Show of affection?
Show of affection
- A bunch of flowers or a
Passionate embrace.
Passionate embrace
Can lead to a bad case of
Genital herpes
(sorry - couldn't resist)
Genital herpes,
the gift that keeps on giving
unlike those flowers!
Unlike those flowers
Whose scent wafts gently behindÂ…
Your smell precedes you.
Your smell precedes you
We can't forget your aura
Take onions away!
Take onions away
from that recipe, and there's
nothing left but bland.
Nothing left but bland:
A place in South Dakota
If you remove ads
Anyone? Going there in two days...
If you remove ads,
and tags, and labels, what do
you know about life?
! I can imagine what you're talking about, I think; but I can't find an image of feathers on anyone's backside...