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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
ehBeth
 
  1  
Mon 21 Jun, 2004 07:27 pm
And then again, not
before we've sampled all of
the beverages.
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Sententia
 
  1  
Mon 21 Jun, 2004 07:51 pm
The beverages
Taste disgustingly bitter
Now I need to puke
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Mon 21 Jun, 2004 07:58 pm
Now I need to puke.
All of that baby poop just
makes me feel unwell.
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 03:14 am
Makes me feel unwell -
Huge burgers dripping with grease
A vast plate of fries.
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McTag
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 08:02 am
A vast plate of fries
A bottle of wine, a loaf of bread
And thou, lardass

(no-one should take this too personally. Poetic licence again)
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 09:50 am
And thou lardass has
One too few syllables, did
You not count, lardass?
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McTag
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 11:05 am
Clary wrote:
And thou lardass has
One too few syllables, did
You not count, lardass?


I made it seventeen. Isn't that right?
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 11:09 am
Seventeen but they
Must be five, seven, and five -
Or maybe I'm wrong?
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McTag
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 11:24 am
Clary wrote:
Seventeen but they
Must be five, seven, and five -
Or maybe I'm wrong?


You will be right. I didn't know that. That's what you get for dealing with Rude Mechanicals.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 12:14 pm
Rude Mechanicals!
You there! Please just fix my car!
And don't give me lip!!
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 12:25 pm
And don't give me lip
Stick or mascara or eye
Liner; I'm nat'ral
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 12:29 pm
And don't give me lip
Stick or mascara or eye
Liner; I'm nat'ral
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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 12:36 pm
Liner? I'm nat'ral
Well, o.k. it's tattooed then,
but the breasts are real!
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 02:36 pm
But the breasts are real
Even if the teeth are not.
Don't give me walnuts.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:39 pm
Don't give me walnuts
now, I'm already crazy!
They just "crack me up!"
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Clary
 
  1  
Wed 23 Jun, 2004 06:38 am
Hehe!

They just crack me up,
Those old guys dancing in the
Streets of Amsterdam.
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Equus
 
  1  
Wed 23 Jun, 2004 10:34 am
Streets of Amsterdam
The traffic's not so bad, but
Look out for cheeses
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Clary
 
  1  
Wed 23 Jun, 2004 10:49 am
Look out for cheeses
Blue, greenish, yellow and white
Creamy, soft and smooth
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devriesj
 
  1  
Wed 23 Jun, 2004 11:40 am
Creamy, soft and smooth
peanut butter, crunchy too
on bread with honey...
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Clary
 
  1  
Wed 23 Jun, 2004 11:49 am
On bread with honey
Devon cream, a gourmet's joy.
On scones with jam, too.
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