And staring madly
The scientist pulled the switch
And out popped a cake.
And out popped a cake -
And out of the cake popped a
Girl in a swimsuit.
Girl in a swimsuit
will not be me this summer.
I fear I'm too fat!
I fear I'm too fat,
but he re-assures me that
I'm truly divine.
I'm truly divine.
I manifested manna
In the wilderness.
In the wilderness
wandering for forty years -
Men won't ask for maps!
Men won't ask for maps
Even as sperm they get lost
Ah, it takes millions.
Ah, it takes millions
Is it raining men out now?
Oh, Hallelujah!
Oh, Hallelujah!
All you sinners damned to Hell
Holier than thou.
Holier than thou,
And who do you think you are?
Do you think you're god?
Do you think you're god?
Or perhaps just Lucifer
The fallen angel.
The Fallen Angel-
Reminds me of a film
With Marlene Dietrich
With Marlene Dietrich?
She always used to say: "I
want to be alone."
Want to be alone
with my thoughts and cheesecake pan.
You can have your keys.
You can have your keys.
Don't let the door hit you in
th'ass on your way out!
Thass on your way out.
So is the garbage. Can you
carry it outside?
Carry it outside?
Oh why is it always me?
Just an old workhorse.
Just an old workhorse
Dragging a world of burdens
Struck by a cruel whip
Struck by a cruel whip
The plump businessman shuddered.
A sort of pleasure
A sort of pleasure
to meet someone eccentric
and then again not...
