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Neverending Haiku chain

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ossobuco
 
  1  
Thu 26 Jul, 2012 09:25 am
@iamsam82,
In this crooked world,
it is hard to find spirals
in good condition.
iamsam82
 
  2  
Thu 26 Jul, 2012 09:47 am
@ossobuco,
In good condition.
Hardly used. V. low mileage:
Buy my potential.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Fri 27 Jul, 2012 06:42 am
@iamsam82,
Buy my potential.
You must be kidding Sam boy,
your worth is nothing.
iamsam82
 
  2  
Fri 27 Jul, 2012 06:55 am
@Dutchy,
Your worth is nothing.
Know this immutable truth
And you know nothing.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Fri 27 Jul, 2012 07:15 am
@iamsam82,
And you know nothing.
Wiser words have been spoken,
by this genius.
iamsam82
 
  1  
Fri 27 Jul, 2012 07:55 am
@Dutchy,
By this genius
was intended this last line:
"And you know all things."

(damn typo!)
firefly
 
  1  
Fri 27 Jul, 2012 01:37 pm
@iamsam82,
"And you know all things,"
Flattering of you to say,
Even though untrue
ossobuco
 
  2  
Fri 27 Jul, 2012 01:49 pm
@firefly,
Even though untrue
to his bride, he stood firm for
his big bank account.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Fri 27 Jul, 2012 02:33 pm
@ossobuco,
His big bank account.
Meant exciting girls galore,
looking for a slice.
firefly
 
  2  
Fri 27 Jul, 2012 02:41 pm
@Dutchy,
Looking for a slice
Is easy in a city,
Pizza's everywhere
Dutchy
 
  1  
Sat 28 Jul, 2012 06:04 am
@firefly,
Pizza's everywhere.
On whole wheat bread, no mushrooms,
a normal order.
iamsam82
 
  1  
Sat 28 Jul, 2012 06:41 am
@Dutchy,
A normal order
by increments became gross
and war became crime.
firefly
 
  1  
Sat 28 Jul, 2012 10:22 am
@iamsam82,
And war became crime,
As seen at Nuremberg trials
War is played by rules
iamsam82
 
  2  
Sat 28 Jul, 2012 11:55 am
@firefly,
War is played by rules
Like justice is justified:
All men disagree.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Sat 28 Jul, 2012 11:53 pm
@iamsam82,
All men disagree.
Not this happy old geezer,
prefer women anytime.
iamsam82
 
  2  
Mon 30 Jul, 2012 03:05 am
@Dutchy,
Prefer women any time,
By all means, but remember:
They all prefer me.

(Your last line was a 7 syllabler! I'm shocked, Dutchy Smile)
Dutchy
 
  1  
Mon 30 Jul, 2012 05:01 am
@iamsam82,
They all prefer me.
All famous last words my friend,
I'm not short one bit.

(You're right Embarrassed Embarrassed )
iamsam82
 
  2  
Mon 30 Jul, 2012 06:42 am
@Dutchy,
"I'm not short one bit"?
You're short at least two or three;
The pea in penis.

(Kidding - I've been playing to long in the never ending rap battle thread, I think!)
Dutchy
 
  2  
Mon 30 Jul, 2012 04:04 pm
@iamsam82,
The pea in penis.
An object of desire,
for whistle blower.
iamsam82
 
  1  
Mon 30 Jul, 2012 04:08 pm
@Dutchy,
For whistle blower,
Whistling all day is the best.
Don't forget to breathe.
 

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