Neverending Haiku chain

Dirty old lecher!
Cherry blossoms fall for him,
are you missing out?

(I'm fine, and glad to see you more lately. You're always a breath of fresh air on a2k, not to snivel. As is Dutchy, as it happens. I concur ossobuco)

Hah, I beat the master to the post..

Okay, seeing there are just us meeces here at present I will have some fun with both of these:

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Dirty old lecher!
Go away, and take yourself
to a nunnery.

To a nunnery
To have tea with the Abbess
Our friend Dutchy went.
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OR
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Dirty old lecher!
Cherry blossoms fall for him,
are you missing out?

Are you missing out
On some vital nutrients?
Eat lots of vegies!!!
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Take your pick, I don't mind.

I have been having lots of problems with my computer in the last few months in that I was only successful in accessing the internet in about 10% of my attempts. Everyone and their dog have been giving me advice on how to solve the problem and I have been swearing, tearing out my hair and screaming with frustration in between cancelling and resetting different gizmos, pulling out plugs and putting them back again - you name it, I've done it. I don't want to talk [type] too loud, (the computer might hear me) but for the last couple of days it seems to be behaving well (although it did drop out this afternoon), so here's hoping I have finally pushed the right button!

Our friend Dutchy went
Out to sea to fish again
What will the catch be?

What will the catch be?
My last trip brought me whiting,
a real yummy fish.

(Pleased to hear your computer is running well again ragnel. you're various haikus were excellent)

a real yummy fish
is also the big fat carp
with horseradish sauce

With horseradish sauce
I enjoy some rare roast beef,
Now that's a sandwich!

'Now that's a sandwich!'
He told the two buxum tarts
Who joined him in bed.

Who joined him in bed.
A threesome was something new,
where was he to start?

who joined him in bed
i will tell all of you now
it was his big cat

It was his big cat.
Savoring the morning scents,
have fun at your job.

'Have fun at your job?'
King Henry asked the axe man.
'Get lots of practice!'

'Get lots of practice',
said the spider to the fly,
perfect your landing!

perfect your landing!
Curiousity has killed,
but I am no cat.

But I am no cat,
I do not land on my feet,
Better I don't jump

Better I don't jump
from frying pan to the fire
Too hot to handle

Too hot to handle.
I met a fabulous cook,
she's one hot mama.

She's one hot mama!
Heats the indoor swimming pool
Just by jumping in!

Just by jumping!
Swift, long strokes, my arms grow strong,
endless swimming, bliss.

Endless swimming, bliss
I'd love to be a mermaid
In a perfect sea