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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
spendius
 
  1  
Sat 16 Oct, 2010 04:07 am
@Dutchy,
Cover your asses!
With three layers of cardboard
And a soft towel.

(Well--I could have done something about fm entering the room. I was being misogynistic instead.)
Francis
 
  1  
Sat 16 Oct, 2010 04:16 am
@spendius,
And a soft towel
to dry your sweet scented skin
from elusive water beads
spendius
 
  1  
Sat 16 Oct, 2010 07:53 am
@Francis,
From elusive water beads
The Aphrodite stepped forth
To Darwin's surprise.
ehBeth
 
  1  
Sat 16 Oct, 2010 08:21 am
@spendius,
To Darwin's surprise,

pistol jammed. Creationists

survive, to dismay.
Diane
 
  2  
Sat 16 Oct, 2010 08:58 pm
@ehBeth,
Survive, to dismay
History is dismantled
Will the truth be know?
Dutchy
 
  1  
Sat 16 Oct, 2010 10:10 pm
@Diane,
Will the truth be known?
You’re a liar, I feel deceived,
said the girl weeping.
Diane
 
  1  
Sat 16 Oct, 2010 11:15 pm
@Dutchy,
Said the girl weeping
Thanks for adding the "n" in
I'm so forgetful
oolongteasup
 
  1  
Sat 16 Oct, 2010 11:39 pm
@Diane,
I'm so forgetful
I've almost forgotten why
I remember you
Tai Chi
 
  1  
Sun 17 Oct, 2010 08:39 am
@oolongteasup,
I remember you
when I most need to forget.
Life is like that, eh?
spendius
 
  1  
Sun 17 Oct, 2010 08:45 am
@Tai Chi,
"Life is like that, eh?"
Said the joker to the thief.
"Have you got a light?"
Tai Chi
 
  1  
Sun 17 Oct, 2010 09:34 am
@spendius,
Have you got a light?
Maybe under that bushel?
The last place you'd look.
ragnel
 
  2  
Sun 17 Oct, 2010 09:48 am
@Tai Chi,
The last place you'd look
For your new reading glasses -
Sitting on your head!



(Keep it clean, boys!!)
(Weeelll, reasonably clean.)
Laughing
Tai Chi
 
  2  
Sun 17 Oct, 2010 09:54 am
@ragnel,
Sitting on your head
with the resultant blood rush
can lead to fainting
Diane
 
  1  
Sun 17 Oct, 2010 03:04 pm
@Tai Chi,
can lead to fainting
She read on the can's label
So sad, the familiar prose.
ragnel
 
  1  
Sun 24 Oct, 2010 09:23 pm
@Diane,
So sad! the familiar prose
Was missing from his letter.
'Good bye! I'm leaving!'
Francis
 
  2  
Mon 25 Oct, 2010 12:36 am
@ragnel,
Good bye, I'm leaving
She said in a sobbing whisper
Her eyes watering
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Mon 25 Oct, 2010 01:19 am
@Francis,
Her eyes watering
from the freshly diced onions
her stories droned on.
spendius
 
  2  
Tue 26 Oct, 2010 10:51 am
@tsarstepan,
Her stories droned on,
I had heard them all before:
A number of times.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Sun 31 Oct, 2010 05:51 am
@spendius,
A number of times.
With a cup of hot coffee,
my day starts off right.
ehBeth
 
  1  
Sat 27 Nov, 2010 02:24 pm
@Dutchy,
My day starts off right
then quickly goes sidewise with
rumours of blizzards.
 

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