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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
cavfancier
 
  1  
Wed 5 May, 2004 01:09 pm
Wheeled, with a handle,
who is my dear old butler,
I wander the cliffs.

Something in his eye
is wild, strange, and frightens me.
Will push come to shove?
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devriesj
 
  1  
Wed 5 May, 2004 01:10 pm
Wheeled, with a handle
That describes my favorite purse
Time to clean it out!
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devriesj
 
  1  
Wed 5 May, 2004 01:11 pm
I cancede to you, cav. Ya beat me in "style"
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devriesj
 
  1  
Wed 5 May, 2004 01:38 pm
Will push come to shove?
I really want that new scarf!
... Not worth losing limbs.
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Wed 5 May, 2004 05:08 pm
Not worth losing limbs,
those sales of shoes and bras
and delightful slips.
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Rod3
 
  1  
Wed 5 May, 2004 05:19 pm
And delightful slips
that shimmer in the twilight
exposing shoulders.
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Wed 5 May, 2004 06:08 pm
Exposing shoulders
to the tattoo artist. Which
shoulder should it be?
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Clary
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 12:37 am
Shoulder - should it be
A cold one or shouldn't it?
Do we like that man?
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 03:13 am
Should we like that man?
Or should we, instead, choose to
Tie him to a dog?


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Clary
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 06:24 am
Tie him to a dog,
Or to a galloping horse,
And he will suffer.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 06:41 am
And he will suffer
(Fools glady make him suffer)
Mistakes can cost you
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Synonymph
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 08:32 am
Mistakes can cost you
(When juggling with machetes)
An arm and a leg
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 08:41 am
And arm and a leg
And a white foot and a spleen
Come dancing for me


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patiodog
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 08:46 am
Come dancing for me
Wind blowing 'round rat'ling ribs
Dry marimba tune
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Synonymph
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 08:52 am
Dry marimba tune
No, I'd rather hear Al Green
Beg me to love him
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Clary
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 09:38 am
Beg me to love him -
that mangy cat you turned out -
Sorry, no can do.
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Equus
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 11:56 am
"Sorry, no can do"
said the street cop, morosely,
handing back my bribe.
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 12:15 pm
Handing back my bribe,
He growled: 'you are going to
Appear on Big Brother.'



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Clary
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 12:37 pm
Appear on Big Bro?
Who, me and these random bods
Chosen by ballot?
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fealola
 
  1  
Thu 6 May, 2004 12:50 pm
Chosen by ballot?
Ask the people of Palm Beach
Bush for President?
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