Wheeled, with a handle,
who is my dear old butler,
I wander the cliffs.
Something in his eye
is wild, strange, and frightens me.
Will push come to shove?
Wheeled, with a handle
That describes my favorite purse
Time to clean it out!
I cancede to you, cav. Ya beat me in "style"
Will push come to shove?
I really want that new scarf!
... Not worth losing limbs.
Not worth losing limbs,
those sales of shoes and bras
and delightful slips.
And delightful slips
that shimmer in the twilight
exposing shoulders.
Exposing shoulders
to the tattoo artist. Which
shoulder should it be?
Shoulder - should it be
A cold one or shouldn't it?
Do we like that man?
Should we like that man?
Or should we, instead, choose to
Tie him to a dog?
Tie him to a dog,
Or to a galloping horse,
And he will suffer.
And he will suffer
(Fools glady make him suffer)
Mistakes can cost you
Mistakes can cost you
(When juggling with machetes)
An arm and a leg
And arm and a leg
And a white foot and a spleen
Come dancing for me
Come dancing for me
Wind blowing 'round rat'ling ribs
Dry marimba tune
Dry marimba tune
No, I'd rather hear Al Green
Beg me to love him
Beg me to love him -
that mangy cat you turned out -
Sorry, no can do.
"Sorry, no can do"
said the street cop, morosely,
handing back my bribe.
Handing back my bribe,
He growled: 'you are going to
Appear on Big Brother.'
Appear on Big Bro?
Who, me and these random bods
Chosen by ballot?
Chosen by ballot?
Ask the people of Palm Beach
Bush for President?
