But he still got caught
with dubloons in his pockets,
without stamped receipt.
Without stamped receipt
Cannot get money back for
Defective time bomb
Defective time bomb
Used a cheap Mickey Mouse watch
His hands wouldn't move
His hands wouldn't move
During magician's card trick:
Said "All hands on deck!"
Said "All hands on deck!"
He said thrice, "watch out for the
Hebrides wrecker"!
"Hebrides wrecker!"
We cried, as he carried in
A cask of brandy.
A cask of brandy
Guarantees a warm welcome
Yoy should all know that
You should all know that
When the Rapture comes to Earth
I will still be here
I will still be here
When all of you are long gone
I'm Methuselah
"I'm Methuselah!"
You are the methoo seller?
I don't want any!
I don't want any!
Colorful leaves fly from trees,
branches are all bare.
Branches are all bare
In the Antipodes but
No worries here, mate.
No worries here, mate
There's not a cloud in the sky,
It's just smooth sailing
"It's just smooth sailing,"
Cried confident mariner
(Before edge of world).
Before edge of world.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Can just hide my head
Inside a hollow pumpkin.
Now you can't see me.
Now you can't see me.
This little game called life is
Deadly serious.
Deadly serious
is mumblety peg when played
while drinking too much!
While drinking too much
Is not the ideal moment
To learn fire-eating!
To learn fire-eating.
You need cast iron stomach,
otherwise get burnt.
