To the four seasons
We can ascribe many joys
And many complaints.
and many complaints.
Have achieved everything.
Just a human flaw.
Just a human flaw:
War, greed, bigotry; but worst:
TV commercials.
TV commercials
Are sometimes quite creative,
And even funny
And even funny.
Savoring the morning scents,
have fun at your job.
"Have fun at your job!"
Said Henry the Eighth to the
Young trainee axemen.
Young trainee axeman,
boasted about his mountain
never saw it coming.
Never saw coming:
Aliens abducted me
In flying saucer
In flying saucer,
they took me to worlds unknown,
do you wish to swap?
Do you wish to swap
Your Mercedes for my Ford?
I'll throw in tires
I'll throw in tires-
But won't sacrifice virgin
To Volcano God
To Volcano God
is owed obeisance for the
lava lamp living lights
Lava lamp living lights
'Luminate lezzles loving
Lovely liquid lumps!
Lovely liquid lumps
Of ice cream in my soda
Won't go through the straw
Won't go through the straw!
That turkey got stuck half way.
I need new iced tea.
I need new iced tea.
The old stuff is much too sweet.
Lemon juice might help.
Lemon juice might help
Remove these stains from my hands.
Last time I dye clothes!
Last time I dye clothes!
Melted snowmen have no pride.
The sun's a killer.
The Sun's a killer.
Brought "Sol" in for questioning
Gave cops third degree.
Gave cops third degree
Because he was a lawyer,
But he stll got caught
