Okay what the hell,
Shouted the nude woman as
She ran through the rain.
She ran through the rain
Even so she missed her bus
Good thing she won't melt
Okay, what the hell!
She said, throwing caution to
the wind, I'd love to.
Good thing she won't melt,
because we need to hear her
latest wild stories.
Latest wild stories
Of deeds heroic and love
In the gold desert,
In the gold desert
A desperate gasp echoes
Oasis? Mirage.
Oasis? Mirage.
The thirsty traveller turns
As the sun blinds him.
As the sun blinds him,
he thinks longinglyof his
big hat and glasses.
Big hat and glasses
cloaked in heavy mystery
"Who is she?" they ask.
"Who is she?" they ask
The Peanuts character with
The orange background?
The orange background
hints at interests lurid
and Hallowe'eny.
The orange background
From sunlight fruit to juice squeezed
Love juice in morning
Love juice in the morning
Which reminds me, I haven't
Had my peach juice yet.
had my peach juice yet
and that sounds great to taste in
morning taste buds wake
Morning taste buds wake
Coffee smells good, but tastes bad
Need more incentive
Need more incentive
Need much more get up and go.
Need a cold shower.
Need a cold shower
That guy by the pool is hot
Where's my plastic raft?
Where's my plastic raft?
President Taft borrowed it
to escape that tub.
To escape that tub
Of butter he fell into,
The ant clutched a crumb
The ant clutched a crumb
avoiding all predators
fine fare for his queen
