Feed the children now,
before the big boys come home
and grab the good stuff.
and grab the good stuff
before life passes you by.
Live for the presents!
Live for the presents!
As the fifth-time bride told her
New bemused husband.
New bemused husband:
so what's for dinner? Said she:
made reservations.
Made reservations,
Bought the dress. Baby sitter
Didn't show up - Hell!
Didn't show up- Hell!
I paid good money for 'flu to
Attack that monster.
Attack that monster,
the rude monkey on your back,
perhaps a marmot...
Perhaps a marmot
Is walking around your brain.
You'll need ECT.
You'll need ECT
noticing that marmoset
does not fit the verse
Does not 'Fit The Verse'
Entertain and enthrall all
For completely free?
For completely free
'all is permissible but
not beneficial.'
Not beneficial,
The stodgy hamburgers, the
Non-dairy milk shakes
Non-dairy milk shakes
Are fighting me in pairs. Hey!
They don't fight fairly..
They don't fight fairly
those little ankle biters
Mom says please play nice!
Mom says please play nice
Don't hit your little sister
Over the head, George!
Over the head, George!
I can barely lift my legs
Missionary style!
Missionary style,
Said the cannibal waiter
Serving the hotpot.
hehehe
Serving the hotpot.
One must be careful always
not to burn table.
Not to burn the table
Not to scald the cat, and not
To eat all the pies.
To eat all the pies.
Would ruin my Atkins diet.
Okay, what the hell!
