It's liberating
To give up work and spend time
Playing these word games.
Playing these word games
Is really quite diverting
And good for the mind
And good for the mind,
I couldn't agree more ladies,
You'll outlive the guys.
"You'll outlive the guys"
She said to her young daughter,
"Women are stronger"
Women are stronger
So why do they ask men to
Do all the lifting?
Do all the lifting?
Moi? Don't be ridiculous!
I could break a nail
I could break a nail.
Talking of your fingernail,
you surely mean.
You must surely mean
To watch today's match, don't you?
The Williams sisters
The Williams sisters.
The match is about to start,
Live on TV now.
Live on TV now:
Game shows, soap operas and
More inane sitcoms
More inane sitcoms,
Who on earth watches these shows?
No one that I know
No one. That I know.
I know for sure that no one
took extra servings.
Took extra servings.
Nothing happens fast enough,
words confuse the thought.
Words confuse the thought,
But, are there thoughts without words?
Something to ponder
Something to ponder,
on this cold and rainy day,
would you like to swap?
Would you like to swap
Your BTL on rye bread
For my Brussels sprouts?
For my brussels sprout?
Grown in your own veggie patch,
or bought in supermart.
Ore bought in supermart?
Sounds a little suspicious!
How does it assay?
How does it assay?
Can we analyse a sprout
Or an artichoke?
Or an artichoke
Makes a nice appetizer,
Are you a vegan?
