Let's just wait and see
Who wins Wimbledon; not keen
On Andy Murray.
On Andy Murray,
Roger Federer is my pick,
Nadal runner up.
Nadal runner up--
Are you taking bets on that?
Count me in for ten
Count me in for ten-
Love means nothing at all to
A tennis player.
A tennis player,
Who hits balls for a living,
Has quite a racket
Has quite a racket.
Al Capone was into rackets,
and did time over that.
And did time for that
But ex-con Martha Stewart
Is banned from Britain
Is banned from Britain.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
Enter the sysyem
or call it society
I feel like a number.
I feel like a number
of cold cold beers tonight.
That should help me sleep.
That should help me sleep
Until at least Sunday.
Or maybe Monday.
Or maybe Monday.
We make small talk to pass time
Politics are out.
Politics are out,
I'll never run for office,
I'm too ethical
I'm too ethical.
I could never tell a lie
(Except for that one)
Except for that one,
Bring all the girls. Not Lulu.
She'll come by herself
She'll come by herself
And flirt with every guy there,
Including husbands
Including husbands,
Sue's murdered seventeen men.
And she's walking free.
And she's walking free,
Making out like a bandit
After her divorce
After her divorce,
Jane tried gay sex, and later
Just celibacy.
Just celibacy?
Don't knock it 'til you try it,
It's liberating
