But don't be chicken
When buying a new car - get
A hybrid Prius.
A hybrid Prius
Can help the environment
By saving on gas
By saving on gas,
Blimp owners can stay aloft
As long as they want
As long as they want
The kids can stay out at night
Gives parents some peace
Gives parents some peace,
The new Jiffy Bag for Kids.
Keeps them bubble-wrapped.
Keeps them bubble-wrapped
To avoid breakage en route--
That china's priceless
That China's priceless:
Olympics start in August--
A PR success?
A PR success--
Hillary and Obama?
Are they chummy now?
Are they chummy now?
Soaking with rain forever,
for dry never comes.
For dry never comes
During the monsoon season--
Lots of bad hair days
Lots of bad hair days,
what on earth can I do now,
with no brush at hand.
With no brush at hand,
I put toothpaste on my comb
Teeth now part on left
Teeth now part on left,
And my mind is out to lunch,
I'm a complete mess
I'm a complete mess:
I can't even remember
How to spell "Jonkphlatz"
How to spell "Jonkphlatz"
Then time to go back to school
Don't you agree friend?
Don't you agree friend?
Spelling is unimportant --
Just write the letter.
Just write the letter:
"Dear John, I have found someone
less irritating."
Less irritating
Plants include dockleaves and that
Slimy green pondweed
Slimy green pondweed
Has ruined my new Zen garden
It smothered the Koi
It smothered the Koi.
Today is a lovely day,
Sun is out in full.
