To laugh at ourselves
We should peruse "Brain Droppings"
And ponder the wit
And ponder the wit.
Like some kind of weird creature,
Watching with one eye.
Watching with one eye
Through the bedroom door keyhole
I see you're naughty
I see you're naughty.
Must admit you looked so swell,
sitting in that bath.
Sitting in that bath,
My toy battleship attacks
Giant rubber duck
Giant rubber duck
In the middle of the lake
How did it get there?
How did it get there?
Absolutely no idea,
Is it important?
Is it important
To be extremely wealthy?
Well, it sure does help
Well,it sure does help.
A healthy mind and body
is important too.
Is important too,
Taking time to just relax
And have a good laugh
And have a good laugh
At someone else's expense -
I know your type, mate.
I know your type, mate:
Helvetica, Garamond--
Maybe Baskerville?
Maybe Baskerville?
Our watchful eyes hear the world,
hands do the talking.
Hands do the talking
When speaking in sign language-
Feet remain silent
Feet remain silent
another slow song
Does she see me
Does she see me,
Or is she ignoring me?
Why would she do that?
Why would she do that -
Cross a springer spaniel with
A black labrador?
A black Labrador
by Newfoundland night-- at dawn
golden retriever
Golden retriever
Waves her long, graceful tail, and
Smiles a great welcome.
Smiles a great welcome
While really gritting her teeth
The two-faced hostess
