Are you all right now
The earthquake is all over?
You're a tad dusty!
You're a tad dusty!
Why don't you clean your room more
I wouldn't look like this.
I wouldn't look like
A haystack in a high wind
If I found my brush.
If I found my brush
I could brush my teeth at last
If I had toothpaste
If I had toothpaste
I could brush my teeth at last
If I find my teeth
If I find my teeth
I will kiss you on the lips
Hope that pleases you
Hope that pleases you
When they phone to let you know
You've won the money!
You've won the money
Now spend it on a yacht with
A uniformed crew.
A uniformed crew
To sail you around the world
Looking at countries
Looking at countries
From such a far-off distance
Makes me want to fly.
Makes me want to fly
When I see birds doing it.
Do you feel the same?
Do you feel the same
Absolutely my friend
Can I join you please?
Can I join you? Please
say yes and smile fetchingly.
I'll bring pipes, and play.
I'' bring pipes, and play.
How very kind of you dear.
You won't fight will you?
You won't fight will you?
Because I'm wearing glasses
...Don't like pain, either.
Don't like pain? Either
remove those hair curlers now,
or suffer, my sweet.
or suffer, my sweet.
Do you feel lonely my dear
or are you happy?
or are you happy?
living this meaningless life
again and again
again and again
you are pushing the limits
will you never stop?
Will you never stop
tempting the fools, pushing the
bound'ries, laughing loud.