Don't even try it
Is that experience speaking
Thanks for the advice.
Thanks for the advice,
Hanging on your every word,
Can you speak faster?
Can you speak faster?
Than i am speaking right now?
I bet that you can't.
I bet that you can't
speak faster than anyone.
Why don't you prove it?
Why don't you prove it
Shall I make you eat my words
What do you say now?
What do you say now
That it has been proven that
I am the greatest?
I am the greatest
Thing since sliced bread. That's a fact.
You want to argue?
You want to argue?
I'll call up the debate team.
You can deal with them.
You can deal with them.
I do not want to dirty
My knuckledusters!
My knuckledusters!
I can deal with that my dear.
Just watch my left hand.
Just watch my left hand
As it crawls up your body.
Should have watched the right!
Should have watched the right
As it strokes you kindly
On your sweet brown skin
On your sweet brown skin
Is that a tattoo I see?
No, just a birthmark
No, just a birthmark
It covers your whole left arm
Or are you half black?
Or are you half black.
Are you colour blind my friend.
Doctor required?
Doctor required?
Your nose looks like tomato.
You should get that checked.
You should get that checked
Normally people don't have
A head growing there
A head growing there!
It's growing out of the wall!
Wow. what a nightmare.
Wow. What a nightmare.
I fell asleep on the couch
and fell on the floor.
(True story. Happened last night.)
And fell on the floor
Ouch, that would have hurt I'll bet
Are you alright now?
