Best - an illusion
Of a hero with clay feet.
What a sad, sad end!
What a sad, sad end!
It's a two-hanky movie
Tragic love story
Tragic love story
It's a two hanky movie
Achy breaky heart
Achy breaky heart.
Words of a love-lorn young lass
Not a full-grown man!
Not a full-grown man,
Billy the Kid killed a guy
for looking at him
For looking at him,
You are charged four pounds; Santa
Will smile for seven.
Will smile for seven
Days or even more if I
Win the lottery
Win the lottery,
Sell your house, give up your job.
It's just a pipe-dream.
It's just a pipe. Dream
Of that, and you are Freud's friend.
Don't dream of flowers.
Don't dream of flowers.
We'll stay up all night and burn
last year's Yule log fire.
Last year's Yule log fire
Will warm our hearts forever
In memories sweet
In memories sweet
The happy dreamer lingers,
His triumphs replayed.
His triumphs, replayed,
Appeared like disasters. He
Re-read Kipling's 'If'.
Re-read Kipling's "If"
Then 'ave a fink an' tell me
Whether you agree
Whether you agree
Or not's immaterial.
I know what I like.
I know what I like
And I'm rather hard to please
But, give it a try
"Butt- give it a try."
"No thank you, I'm a leg man,"
said the cannibal.
Said the cannibal
To the missionary 'Make mine
A cappucino'.
A cappucino'.
A book of verse and you too
I'm over the moon.
I'm over the moon,
You're under the sun, and he
Is among the stars.
