You-ooo-ooo
Dirty rat, killed my brudda
Take that, you blackguard!
Take that, you blackguard!
I'm on top of the world, seee?
A Yankee Doodle Dandy!
A Yankee Doodle?
Dandy! Fanbloodytastic!
(As they say in France!)
(As they say in France!)
Let them eat cake and frog legs!
Jerry Lewis reigns!
Jerry Lewis reigns?
His performance in 'Wiseguy'
Prompts me to agree.
Prompts me to agree
To curb my appetite, those
Penitential scales.
Penitential scales?
Are they what convicts use to
Weigh their many sins?
Weigh their many sins,
The administration's I
Mean; they are to blame.
Mean they are, to blame
the victim for being in
The way of the gun.
The way of the gun
We do not want to go there
Peace. Flower Power.
Peace? Flower Power?
No one knows the posy is
Loaded with bullets.
Loaded with bullets,
Cameras are useless, as
Revolvers with film
Revolvers with film?
Is that what Spielberg uses
To shoot a picture?
To shoot a picture?
Blasphamous! It steals my soul!
I am am Amish!
I am Am. Amish
People are not in the least
Related to me.
Related to me --
James Polk. Zachary Taylor.
Geneaology.
Genealogy
Has caused thousands of Joneses
To meet in Cardiff*.
(Trying to beat the world record for same-surname gatherings, this weekend)
To meet in Cardiff
First become a Wales-watcher.
Do not spring a leek
(stale jokes, but somebody had to do it)
Do not spring! A leek
May ambush you in the woods,
Or an artichoke.
Or an artichoke
May be used if you don't have
Asparagus spears!
