But for yours, Cabbage
Patch Dolls will just have to do,
Unless they want trains
Unless they want trains,
Let the visitors take the
Red London buses.
(But for yours, Cabbage,
mon chou, I'd be desolate.
Your friendship is all.)
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Whoops! A bit late with that one, eh?____
Red London buses
reflected in rainslicked streets.
Tradition on tires.
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Tradition, on tires,
Rolled past the wearied eyes of
Museum goers.
Museum goers
Ran screaming in abject fear
When the mummy rose.
When the mummy rose
And the Elgin Marbles played
Against each other.
Against each other
The clashing rocks tried to squish
Jason and his men.
Jason and his men
Tripped up the gangplank to their
Luxury cabins.
Luxury cabins?
I laugh to think of some that
I have been put in!
I have been put in
Uncomfortable positions
By yoga teachers.
By yoga teachers'
examples we should all be
twisted like pretzels!
Twisted like pretzels,
The gymnasts have distorted
Visions of the world.
Visions of the world
Include an Apocalypse
Is Doomsday coming?
Is Doomsday coming,
Or do we just gently fade
Into the ether?
Into the ether
We disappear like vapor
Gone, without a trace
Gone without a trace,
Those two big fluffy towels,
Did students take them?
Did students take them?
Are they taking their exams?
Vanished completely?
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Vanished! Completely
Satisfied the Spanish girl
Did not pilfer them.
Did not pilfer them
Those pearls left lying about
In Clary's bedroom.
In Clary's bedroom
Can be found strange goings-on
Should we inquire?
