Imagination
Is the saving place for the
Heart weary and sad.
Heart weary and sad.
Fortunately though, my liver
Is optimistic.
Is optimistic
Philosophy helpful to
The old and infirm?
The old and infirm -
Getting to be more like me
As each day goes by!
As each day goes by,
Change happens at a faster
Pace. Enjoy the ride!
Pace. Enjoy the ride
As far as you can on a
Stupid old treadmill
Stupid old treadmill!
Why do I let the toad Work
Squat on my life, eh?
"Squat on my life, eh?"
Checking the records, the spy
grinned slyly and fled.
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Grinned slyly and fled,
The Grinch returned to his cave
With Chrismas presents
With Christmas presents
You can brighten up a dull
Room - isn't that fun?
Room - isn't that fun?
Room, room, vroom , nooma, nooma!
Come play cars with me!
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Come play cars with me -
I have a brand new Rolls Royce
To zoom around in.
To zoom around in,
The Space Shuttle would be nice
Unless it explodes.
Unless it explodes,
any firework is merely
a fancy candle.
A fancy candle -
The difference between mere
Dinner and a tryst!
Dinner and a tryst
Round off a perfect day on
Fantasy Island.
Fantasy Island.
Imperfect reality
surrounded by dreams.
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Please Lord, let me prove to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
(Anonymous t-shirt plea)
Surrounded by dreams
Of a bright shining future
We feel limitless
We feel limitless
When planning a tomorrow
For our own children
For our own children
We grow broccoli and beans.
But for yours, cabbage.
