There are too many
Strays in animal shelters
Spaying programs help
<oops> blush. I have to reread several times in order
to get all the proper stressed voweltones.. This time, I missed one
Spaying programs help
reduce unwanted puppies;
Doesn't cost- it spays.
Doesn't cost- it spays.
Yikes! A line with which to start
a new haiku verse?
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No one is wise at all times
?- Pliny the elder
A new Haiku verse
Takes considerable thought
It should be profound
It should be profound
On the bottom of the sea
Because it's so deep.
Because it's so deep
I will never read Shakespeare
When I'm too tired.
When he returns, he
Will ensure haiku's complete
Last line most of all.
Clary, where did that come from?
When I'm too tired
I make loads of big mistakes
Be sure to rest up
Be sure to rest up.
There is danger in sleeping
When crossing the road.
When crossing the road,
the chicken among us wait
and look both ways twice.
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Providence protects children and idiots.
I know because I have tested it.
--Mark Twain
And look both ways twice.
Maybe you should look again
To make very sure.
To make very sure
Is called the 'belt and braces'
Approach. I like it.
Approach. I like it.
You smell very nice today.
A new scent perhaps?
A new scent? Perhaps,
Though I have worn Mitsouko
For twenty five years!
For twenty five years,
the old man exclaimed, I've trod
the straight and narrow!
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It's never too late, in fiction or in in life, to revise.
?- Nancy Thayer, writer
The straight and narrow
Are not advisable if
Crooked and obese.
Crooked and obese,
an arthritic elephant
danced in moonlit glades.
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When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.
?- Anonymous
Danced in moonlit glades,
Swam in tropical lagoons.
My life has been great!
My life has been great!
Filled with happy memories
No regrets for me
