With pointed spiked shoes
And a yellow parasol
His taste's in question.
His taste's in question,
It runs toward pizza and beer
And trashy women
And trashy women
Dressed in silver underwear
Parade down the streets.
Parade down the streets,
balloons floating, wild dancing.
Watch out! Elephants!
Watch out elephants!
A party of weight-watchers
Is on the stampede!
Is on the stampede
With bargain hunting shoppers--
They're breaking doors down
They're breaking the doors down!
I must work with utmost haste
So they won't kill me.
So they won't kill me
I will hide under the bed
Dust bunnies won't snitch.
Dust bunnies won't snitch
But multiply like rabbits
Get ready to sneeze!
Get ready to sneeze.
Hankies held up to the nose?
Here we go - Ah choo!
Here we go - Ah choo!
Allergy season is here
Kleenex, anyone?
Kleenex, anyone?
I'm going to burst into tears
When my results come.
When my results come,
I'll hope that I'm not pregnant,
Because I'm ninety
Because I'm ninety
I can stay out till midnight
If I feel like it!
If I feel like it
I walk naked 'round the room
Until the nurse comes.
Until the nurse comes
I will have to lie here and
Slowly bleed to death!
Slowly bleed to death-
white purity the blood-red rose
Gardens change with speed.
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Gardens change with speed
Into sad wildernesses
When their owners die.
When their owners die
Some pets sadly pine away
Can you adopt one?
Can you adopt one?
Perhaps even two or three pets?
There are too many strays.
