Such happy people!
Not a care in the world
Just typing away
Just typing away
Without a care in the word
Oh how sweet it is.
Oh how sweet it is
Brings memories of Gleason
Oh yes, Ralph Kramden
Oh yes, Ralph Kramden
Not to mention poor Alice
and his buddy - whosit
And his buddy - whosit
Who was known as Norton
Remember Trixie?
Remember Trixie?
The Trixie I remember
was the Belden series
The Belden series?
Never would our dear Alice
Be sent to the Moon!
Be sent to the moon
For the least misdemeanour
In the years to come
In the years to come
We will all look back on this
With some nostalgia
With some nostalgia
We watch the Honeymooners
...And away we go!
And away we go!
Galloping swiftly along
Mane and tail aloft,
Mane and tail aloft
Sailing in horse latitudes
Can be most puzzling
Can be most puzzling!
McTag brings us back to earth.
But I'm not sure where!
But I'm not sure where?
Just ask a passing stranger
If you need to know.
If you need to know
The time, ask a policeman
They're pleased to help you
They're pleased to help you
That is what they're paid to do
After all: policemen.
After all, policemen
Are in a difficult job
Catching all those crooks
Catching all those crooks
Was a snap for Superman
Except Lex Luthor
Except Lex Luthor
I've had delicious lovers
He was the worst! Yeah!
He was the worst, yeah--
I mean he had two left feet,
Couldn't dance at all
