And no one will know
just what became of us all.
We must leave a note!
We must leave a note
To explain what we have done.
Do you think they care?
Do you think they care
That we are ignoring them?
Oh, woe are we, eh?
Oh, woe are we, eh?
A case of irritable
Vowel syndrome, no?
Vowel syndrome, no?
Or mere Canadiana?
Either way, it's kewl.
Either way, it's kewl,
Just let me say I have no
Argument with that.
Argument with that
Is not a complete sentence
Funny about that
Funny about that
Just as she predicted it
He screwed up again
He screwed up again
But what do you expect with his
being a male, hmmm?
Being a male, hmm
I'd hate to be a huMAN.
Women have more fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women have more fun
When I get my hands on them
The fortunate few
The fortunate few
Who lie with Mr. McTag;
Can count their blessings
Can count their blessings,
As I am convinced they do.
Man in a million!
Man in a million.
Worldwide, McTag's must number
Sixty five thousand!
Sixty-five thousand!
How can anyone charge that
for a measly bike?
for a measly bike?
I trust you speak not of my
Harley Davidson?
Harley Davidson?
Yes, can I help you, I asked
"You're not him!, she screeched...
"You're not him!" she screeched
"Thank God, I hate that bastard!
What a slice of luck!"
What a slice of luck
To be haikuing with you
again this fine day
Again this fine day,
The haikuers all convene.
Such happy people!
