And no self control
over my bloody bladder
Goldarn it to hell
Goldarn it to hell
Is what I say every time
But no one listens
But no one listens
Because I am but a tree
felled in the forest
Felled in the forest
Fernando felt his femur
Fee, fi, fo, fum, OUCH!
Fee Fi Fo Fum Ouch
I dropped the bloody axe right
on my left big toe!!!
On my big left toe
A message to the right one..
"My jam's tastier!"
My jam's tastier
Said Ms Brown, the baker's wife
(Had to lose one there)
Had to lose one there
Everyone was getting mad
At my winnings
At my poor winnings
I could only shake my head
Two dollars ain't much
Two dollars ain't much
Yay, when you got the right hand,
It's a straight, ace high.
It's a straight, ace high
But with a penny ante
You won't win that much
you wont win that much
if you dont try hard enough
this is true, i know
This is true, I know
From my extensive research
Most people don't dance
Most people don't dance,
But prefer to dodge and weave
Around the issues.
Around the issues
I keep a string tied tightly
Save old magazines
Save old magazines
why would someone waste their space
One read, chuck 'em out!
One read, chuck 'em out
Into the recycle bin--
Helps to save some trees
Helps to save some trees
I live in a rainforest
It's sure worth saving
It's sure worth saving
In case of a rainy day,
Not to get caught short
Not to get caught short
I packed lots of extra shoes
It didn't fool Dys.
