Makes a person gag
'Twas a dark and stormy night
And all such drivel.
And all such drivel
The world is so full of it
How can I escape?!
How can I escape?
I just hold my nose and take
A backwards flip now
A backwards flip now
A somersault tomorrow
I'm full of hijinks
I'm full of hijinks!
I can do just anything!
(At least in my dreams.)
At least in my dreams
I'm rich, handsome, successful
Then I must wake up
Then I must wake up,
rid myself of these nightmares.
Please, let me wake now!
Please, let me wake now
Or I might not wake at all
It's now or never.
It's now or never
Elvis Presley crooned softly
as he gazed into...
As he gazed into
The fortune in his bank book
"Keep buying, suckers!"
As he gazed into
The yellow kaleidoscope
He began tripping.
He began tripping
And knocked over the punchbowl
At his own wedding
At his own wedding
He wore navy blue and pink
We don't quite know why
We don't quite know why
But we'll search untiringly
For the right answer
For the right answer
I'll do about anything
If you get my drift
If you get my drift
And act, you may find you get
Something unwanted.
If you get my drift ...
wink, wink - nudge, nudge. Do I have
to draw you a map?!
Agh!
Something unwanted
in my soup! Just what is it?!
Compensation, please!!
Compensation, please
Yes, I want compensation
and I want it now!
And, I want it now!
Because I have no patience
And no self control
