I'm gunning for ya
with affection and loving
in my arsenal.
In my arsenal
Days I scored ten goals against
Manchester City.
Manchester City!
Sounds as if it's made of sheets
And pillow cases!
And pillow cases
Spun from the finest silk thread
For my noble head
For my noble head
I bought a crown, gold-gilted
I deserve the best
I deserve the best
So I drink only Nabob
Unless I'm all out
Unless I'm all
In which case I go, hat in hand
to my sister's house
To my sister's house
for a cup of joe I go,
and I'll bring the cream!
And I'll bring the cream
or Irish Flav'red whitener
Whatever that is
Whatever that is
good to the last drop, should be drunk
carefully, then licked
Carefully, then licked
Sort of like SpazzyCat would
Don't you think, my friend?
Don't you think, my friend,
that Spazzycat is dainty -
- - but the litterbox!
but the litterbox
oh, hand to forehead-- too much!
the smell alone - kills!!
the smell alone - kills!
Kept in the kitchen, cooking
masks all those odors!
masks all those odors
what can I possibly use?
spazzycat, please help!
Spazzycat, please help
The man on the roof to mend
The leaking shingle.
The leaking shingle
Only becomes a problem
When it is raining.
When it is raining
The entire world gets depressed
And really really wet
Really really wet (5!)
Is the bottom of the stream
Where Narcissus drowned.
Where Narcissus drowned
Was a calm and limpid pool.
Silly, silly boy!
