Does one say your name
Only in the most hushed tones
To convey respect
To convey respect
In one culture may instead
Convey an insult
Convey an insult,
Without meaning to do so,
And you can do harm
And you can do harm
As we inch ever closer
To page six-six-six
To page six six six
You needn't worry, because
It's all utter tosh
It's all utter tosh
I still don't know how to say
the man's g-d name!
The man's g-d name
Seems to be missing an "o"
You say it, you're zapped.
You say it, you're zapped -
Just to put your mind at rest,
Think Fudd, dear lady.
Think FUDD, dear lady
Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt and
Disinformation
Disinformation
Bush, Cheney and old Rummy
It's their specialty.
It's their speciality
Broiled groundhog with grits and peas
They're all very fat
They're all very fat
The lucky pigs on Farmer
McCorquodale's farm.
McCorquodale's farm
Is known for giant pumpkins
Ask Cinderella
Ask Cinderella
To use foot powder before
She goes to the Ball
She goes to the Ball
But breaks the heel of her shoe
No dancing for her
No dancing for her
She doesn't know a fox trot
From a watusi
From a watusi
to an argentine tango,
transitional steps.
Transitional steps
Cross the darkened stage and then
Disappear quickly.
Disappear quickly
Before you are discovered
Best be elusive
Best be elusive
If you want to avoid me
I'm gunning for ya
