Transcends all knowing,
The fifth and sixth dimensions.
Let's stick to the four.
Let's stick to the four
corners of the earth, okay?
Oh, pragmatic Mame
Oh, pragmatic Mame
Trust you to find a use for
Those tattered curtains
Those tattered curtains
so dirty, faded and worn
Are my possessions
Are my possessions
Reflective of who I am,
Or who I am not
Or who I am not
Does anyone even know
Who I am these days?
Who I am these days
Depends on where you see me
I am known to change
I am known to change
my jobs more frequently than
my underwear, ha!
My underwear, ha!
Designed by French briefexperts
Sea Island Cotton
Sea Island cotton
balls are used for the base
of potato soups.
Of potato soups
And the man I sing. Tonight
Though, it's paella
Though it's paella
It's still food, though mainly rice
Not my favourite
Not my favourite
Way to spend a long weekend,
Sitting home alone
Sitting home alone
Sounds like a bad movie name
starring young children
Starring young children
In an X rated movie
Should be criminal
Should be criminal
You look so damn refreshing
Thank Heavens you're here
Thank heavens you're here!
I need to run to the store,
Can you babysit?
Can you babysit
my new pet iguana, Fred?
he will get lonely
He will get lonely
Without his wife and children
Divorces are tough
Divorces are tough
Unless you're really looking
forward to it, eh?
