Best is yet to come,
my friends, best is yet to come
Frankie Sinatra?
Frankie Sinatra
Sang much better than Bill Gates-
Chairman of the Board
Chairman of the Board
Glad-hands, schmoozes, does no work
Yet makes lots of dough
Yet makes lots of dough
Which she spends on designer
Dresses and Porsches.
Dresses and Porsches
and fritters her days away
Swooning and gabbing
Swooning and gabbing,
She entertained her buddies
On her shining yacht.
On her shining yacht
was the last place they saw her.
And where is she now?
On her shining yacht
She sat erect, like a swan
she was, like a swan
She was like a swan -
Same long neck, lissom style and
Uneven temper.
Uneven temper
Not a Toledo blade, then
Nor yet from Sheffield
Nor yet from Sheffield,
McTag approaches Burns Night
With a single malt.
With a single malt
and a corn cob pipe that he
smokes so incessantly...
Aha, we have a cancerous last line..... extra syllabic growth
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
smokes incessantly...
whew!
Smokes incessantly
And has the cough to prove it
With a raspy wheeze.
With a raspy wheeze
She lumbered to her old feet
her tongue hanging out
Her tongue hanging out
Sheer will pushing her onward
Last place, but finshed
Last place, but finished
The tired old nag was near dead
Ah, Hallelujah!
Ah, Hallelujah
Trail was such a funny film
I loved Brian Keith!
I loved Brian Keith
In the kind of a way that
Transcends all knowing
