Thanks for the info
I'll refurbish my dildo
And grease it as well.
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Clary
1
Sun 13 Nov, 2005 02:33 am
And grease it as well
As the next man's, I should hope.
I'm no oil slacker.
[I heard a 17th century Japanese Zen Jesuit haiku on the subject of the Nativity on the radio today. Roughly translated it is:
Poor babe in a man-
Ger, your birthday's on Christmas
Day. What a bummer!]
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Piffka
1
Sun 13 Nov, 2005 11:06 am
Day. What a bummer!
Night? No better. The best is
Nautical twilight.
Oh, sorry. Guess I should have done:
I'm no oil slacker!
Bring me those batteries please
And I'll go hybrid.
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firefly
1
Wed 16 Nov, 2005 12:04 pm
And I'll go hybrid
With my next automobile
No gas lines for me
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kirsten
1
Wed 16 Nov, 2005 06:00 pm
No gas lines for me
I have found pedal power
And some sore muscles
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Mathos
1
Fri 18 Nov, 2005 04:26 pm
And some more muscles
Work out hard at the gym
Self motivation required.
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kirsten
1
Fri 18 Nov, 2005 05:57 pm
Self motivation
Required? Well that let's him out
Planted in his chair
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Clary
1
Sat 19 Nov, 2005 04:05 am
Planted in his chair,
Quick growing bamboo, which will
Grow through his backside.
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Mathos
1
Mon 21 Nov, 2005 02:21 pm
Grow through his backside
Like hairs on a pillow in Spring
Must be unique
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Clary
1
Mon 21 Nov, 2005 10:17 pm
Spring must be unique
As are all seasons, or things
That are not manmade.
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lezzles
1
Tue 22 Nov, 2005 01:23 am
That are not manmade
Or to be traded for gold,
Such are real treasures.
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Equus
1
Tue 22 Nov, 2005 03:24 pm
Such are real treasures:
Laughter, the smile of a child.
But don't pay the bills.
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lezzles
1
Tue 22 Nov, 2005 11:37 pm
But don't pay the bills
And just watch the vultures pounce.
Flocking to the feast.
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littlek
1
Tue 22 Nov, 2005 11:44 pm
Flocking to the feast.
The yearly exodus starts
Home for thanksgiving
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lezzles
1
Wed 23 Nov, 2005 10:29 pm
Home for Thanksgiving.
Only in America
Does this thought prevail
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ehBeth
1
Fri 25 Nov, 2005 08:00 pm
Does this thought prevail?
Do others notice the cold,
and laugh at the snow?
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Shazzer
1
Fri 25 Nov, 2005 11:11 pm
and laugh at the snow
with abandon as the sun
melts away the day
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ehBeth
1
Sun 27 Nov, 2005 09:14 am
Melts away, the day,
as the sun sets and darkness
rolls over the light.
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Equus
1
Sun 27 Nov, 2005 02:01 pm
(Rolls over the light)
How did that get in my bed?
That hurt my backside.
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lezzles
1
Sun 27 Nov, 2005 06:17 pm
That hurt my backside
When I least expected it.
Yellow Fever shots!
