Manners maketh man
But not teenage boys, I say
Boy to man, there's hope.
<Hi Diane!!>
Boy to man, there's hope -
Beyond the teenage acne
And new-formed stubble.
Hi Clary!
And new-formed stubble
A hint of testosterone
Show and tell and brag.
Show and tell and brag,
All we're encouraged to do
On daytime TV.
On daytime TV
C-Span reigns supreme they say.
Reality lives.
Reality lives,
one day at a time, and then
skips a week - routine!
Skips a week routine,
But keeps to yearly schedule
And meets the targets.
And meets the Target's
gardening buyers to ask
why not stock local?
Why not stock local
beer, the angry drinker cried?
Alas, the hops failed.
Alas, the hops failed,
And his ever-dancing legs
Splayed out on the floor.
Splayed out on the floor
Embarrassed beyond belief
Damn stiletto heels!
Damn stiletto heels!
Men's fantasy is women
Who can't run away.
Who can't run away
Must hide instead, carefully
From the boogeyman
From the boogeyman
To the harassing stranger...
Give up your cruel ways!
Give up your cruel ways!
Said the fly to the spider,
and you'll have more friends.
And you'll have more friends
If you start listening to
What they are saying.
What they are saying?
Put ear against the closed door
This is good gossip
This is good gossip
They are talking about Clary
Does she know?
Clary ignores both gossip and inability to count syllables.
This is good gossip.
Did you know Mathos is a
Lesbian called Jill?
Lesbian called Jill?
Ohh-kay... that explains alot-
Thanks for the info!
*Just a little joke mathos - cause you know - gay/straight, him/her - doesn't matter - I just like your mind (most of the time except when you're being mean.... are you being mean again?)
