Turn from surgery,
Left down the slippery hill,
Right at the bottom.
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Piffka
1
Tue 18 Oct, 2005 08:59 am
Right at the bottom,
you'll probably see that life's
a slippery slope.
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Clary
1
Tue 18 Oct, 2005 11:29 am
A slippery slope
And a super slick snowboard
Suffice, for Sally.
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devriesj
1
Thu 20 Oct, 2005 07:37 pm
Suffice, for Sally
would some savory type slaw.
Try Sally's Slaw House!
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Clary
1
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 05:33 am
Try Sally's Slaw House
Or Polly's Potluck Parlour
For a super lunch.
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Piffka
1
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 08:06 am
For a super lunch
Don't eat. Meditate. Watch pounds
Fly off your figure.
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Piffka
1
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 08:52 am
{excuse me}
Quote:
From a car rental brochure in Japan:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR.
This is hilarious! Thank you, Clary!
{.... 'K now, everybody can please return to your Haiku thoughts. }
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Clary
1
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 08:54 am
Fly off your figure,
And revolve about the room
Disembodied, free.
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Piffka
1
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 09:33 am
Disembodied, free.
That spindle of life spins and
Snags another yarn.
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Clary
1
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 12:19 pm
"Snags, another yarn!"
The children plead, but Snags is
Sleepy, and says no.
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Piffka
1
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 04:31 pm
Sleepy, and says "No."
Grumps the husband, "Not again!
Sex... I want more sex!!!!!"
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ossobuco
1
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 06:23 pm
Sex! I want more sex!!
the judicial nominee
said to the courtroom..
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Clary
1
Sat 22 Oct, 2005 03:19 am
Said to the courtroom:
"I did not do it, I was
Not there at the time."
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hiama
1
Sat 22 Oct, 2005 04:59 am
Not there at the time
My alibi, waterproof
I was at the pool
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Piffka
1
Sat 22 Oct, 2005 07:19 am
I was at the pool
sunning... then a hurricane...
don't remember more.
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ossobuco
1
Sat 22 Oct, 2005 10:09 am
Don't remember more,
don't forget less than you can
handle with forklift.
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Clary
1
Sat 22 Oct, 2005 11:47 am
Handle, with forklift,
For sale at garden centre
In Newton Abbot.
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ossobuco
1
Sat 22 Oct, 2005 11:53 am
In Newton Abbot,
three toads ate some welsh rarebit
doing bunny hops.
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Clary
1
Sat 22 Oct, 2005 11:57 am
Doing bunny hops
Brought on Ed's sciatica
And he's real grumpy.
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Piffka
1
Sat 22 Oct, 2005 12:22 pm
And he's real grumpy
That curmudgeon over there.
Watch it around him.
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