I will die laughing.
Is a hard line to follow.
So I won't try to.
So I won't try to
Trying is for losers, bud
I say, just do it.
I said,just do it.
But it rebounded on me.
I got my face slapped.
I got my face slapped.
By whom - who would dare do that?
But I guess I'll live.
But I guess I'll live,
counting syllables anew
as syllables pile up.
As syll'bles pile up,
Worlds whirl, leaves fall, men die and
Sands flow through a glass.
Sand flows through a glass;
And one day it is all gone.
What a cheerful thought!
What a cheerful thought:
I miscounted syll'bles - new
pronunciation!
Pronunciation
Provides opportunity
To speak a new way.
To speak a new way
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Just like aesar-Cay
Just like aesar-Cay
said to Zarathustra on
the last occasion!
The last occasion
I went scuba-diving, I
Saw a moray eel.
Saw a moray eel
in half and all you'll get is
bad eelings all round
Bad eelings all round
Bad Mannheim fish markets
cause slippage to peels.
Bad eelings all round
when at armers ight lab and
Lose all their f-words
Lose all their f-words?
Some would go mute; naught to say.
Naughty's all they know.
Naughty's all they know,
Those posing poofs on late-night
Television shows.
Harrumph... I was the pipper, ahem.
Television shows
who the hell knows why they show
what they choose to show.
oooh dear, "pipper passes" - God's in his Heaven, all's right with the world
sorry, I ramble...
What they choose to show
On 'Extreme Makeovers' is
Often sickening.
Often sickening!
I gag at the dental work;
Turn from surgery.
(((Extreme Makeover is extremely disgusting. Cut, peel, bob and dye.))
