Toronto pavements,
are they more cracked than else, or
are its citizens?
Are its citizens
The most motley assortment?
Oh, give them a break!
Oh, give them a break
and include me in that too
Born in Toronto
Born in Toronto -
Good for you! Meant no offense,
but I know you knew!
but I know you knew,
it couldn't last forever, could it?
But, maybe it could
But maybe it could
If we pooled our interest
And both compromised
And both compromised
Isn't that similar to giving up
I couldn't do that
I couldn't do that
For all the tea in china
So don't ask again
So don't ask again
The avatar is Ralph, my dog,
He catches poachers
He catches poachers
Who don't dare come back here for
A nip in the arse
A nip in the arse,
Yours is a good avatar,
Any nude shots?
A nip in the arse
From your pup or another
Would get me to run
Any nude shots?
Again, such a rude question.
Where are your manners?
Where are your manners,
I have not enjoyed today, at all
Ledgers are dull.
The ledgers are dull.
You will enjoy yourself more
If you concentrate.
If you concentrate
Every hour of every day
It's very boring.
It's very boring
To remain and do the same
Day to day to day....
Day to day to day,
No I have to vary mine
Resent paperwork though.
Resent paperwork?
You should see it in my job-
Neverending piles!
Neverending piles,
Nothing lasts forever
It satisfies governments.
