Must be a pachyderm
But no, I was wrong, it was
My mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law-
we may never meet cause I
like being single.
Like being single
I dare say its much more fun
And a lot cheaper.
And a lot cheaper?
Not necessarily so.
Couples are cheaper.
Couples are cheaper?
Not when you have mistresses as well.
Philandering suits me.
philandering suits me,
twinkles in my smoky eyes
and bruised, red-hot lips.
And bruised, red-hot lips
Muttered the words "Get off me,
I'll do it myself."
And bruised, red hot lips,
Rushes thrusting up my spine
Can you give me tips?
I'll do it myself
Who needs a man anyway?
Viva la sperm bank!
Viva la sperm bank.
Must be a very frigid woman.
How long do your batteries last.
How long do your batteries last
you frigid automaton!
Personality?!
Personality?!
Men are from Mars, Women are
from Venus, she said
From Venus, she said-
And what planet are you from?
She smiled, "not this one."
she smiled, "not this one,"
with a swivel of her head
she chose to move on.
She chose to move on
Good choice too, given the fact
that he was married
that he was married
to the dream of a lost love
proved too difficult.
that he was married
Was a real sad tragedy.
The fun he has missed.
the fun he has missed
cause he pulled on her pig-tails.
I wanna play now!
I wanna play now!
C'mone you silly machine!
I want BIG money!
I want BIG money!
Not nickels, dimes and quarters!
Give me the money!
