Please say your sorry?
How on earth could I do that
I am not prepared to dance to the fiddler.
Don't dance to fiddler
But be a mature, kind man.
It will serve you well.
It will serve you well,
Nice pedigree dog you have there
Want to sell it?
"It will serve you well
to mind your manners," the school
mistress told her brood.
Want to sell it?
Never - she's my heart and soul
Along with my kids.
Want to sell that dog?
Not my Luc-, not for a cent.
My lab's a keeper!
Labs a keeper
Why do women just go deeper
Think I need a shower.
Think I need a show'r...
Does thinking hard make you work
up such a great sweat?
Such a great sweat,
I'm wearing this rowing machine out
Want to watch my pressups?
"Want to watch pressups?"
said the spider to bar-fly.
She giggled coyly.
She giggled, coyly
patting her hair smooth, making
her bosom rise up.
Her bossom rise up
When he crossed the ballroom floor
How do they do that?
How do they do that?
Put a man on the moon, yet
Fail to feed thousands?
Fail to feed thousands?
How can this be allowed? It
must be done, and soon!
Must be done, and soon!
Where is my share of the food?
More hamburgers! (burp)
More hamburgers burp
Than hotdogs fart, I am told.
Where is the exit?
Where is the exit
to this crazy funhouse ride?
I'm feeling quite ill!
I'm feeling quite ill!
Stop the world and let me off!
I want my mommy!
I want my mommy
To give me a pet donkey
With long furry ears.
With long furry ears
Plus a trunk for a nose
Must be a pachyderm.