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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
Mathos
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:40 pm
Please say your sorry?
How on earth could I do that
I am not prepared to dance to the fiddler.
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aidan
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:42 pm
Don't dance to fiddler
But be a mature, kind man.
It will serve you well.
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Mathos
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:44 pm
It will serve you well,
Nice pedigree dog you have there
Want to sell it?
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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:45 pm
"It will serve you well
to mind your manners," the school
mistress told her brood.
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aidan
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:47 pm
Want to sell it?
Never - she's my heart and soul
Along with my kids.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:48 pm
Want to sell that dog?
Not my Luc-, not for a cent.
My lab's a keeper!
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Mathos
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:51 pm
Labs a keeper
Why do women just go deeper
Think I need a shower.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:54 pm
Think I need a show'r...
Does thinking hard make you work
up such a great sweat?
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Mathos
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 03:57 pm
Such a great sweat,
I'm wearing this rowing machine out
Want to watch my pressups?
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devriesj
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 04:53 pm
"Want to watch pressups?"
said the spider to bar-fly.
She giggled coyly.
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 05:25 pm
She giggled, coyly

patting her hair smooth, making

her bosom rise up.
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Rod3
 
  1  
Tue 5 Jul, 2005 05:30 pm
Her bossom rise up
When he crossed the ballroom floor
How do they do that?
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Clary
 
  1  
Wed 6 Jul, 2005 04:42 am
How do they do that?
Put a man on the moon, yet
Fail to feed thousands?
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devriesj
 
  1  
Wed 6 Jul, 2005 10:08 am
Fail to feed thousands?
How can this be allowed? It
must be done, and soon!
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Equus
 
  1  
Wed 6 Jul, 2005 10:58 am
Must be done, and soon!
Where is my share of the food?
More hamburgers! (burp)
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Clary
 
  1  
Wed 6 Jul, 2005 11:09 am
More hamburgers burp
Than hotdogs fart, I am told.
Where is the exit?
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devriesj
 
  1  
Wed 6 Jul, 2005 11:33 am
Where is the exit
to this crazy funhouse ride?
I'm feeling quite ill!
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Intrepid
 
  1  
Wed 6 Jul, 2005 12:03 pm
I'm feeling quite ill!
Stop the world and let me off!
I want my mommy!
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Clary
 
  1  
Wed 6 Jul, 2005 01:45 pm
I want my mommy
To give me a pet donkey
With long furry ears.
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Mathos
 
  1  
Wed 6 Jul, 2005 01:50 pm
With long furry ears
Plus a trunk for a nose
Must be a pachyderm.
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