We've waited a while.
Nothing much has happened yet
So on with the game.
"So on with the games,"
said the emporer aloud,
"Bring on the lions!"
Bring on the lions,
Close all the doors,
Bring in the christians,
On all fours.
Mathos! What have we here? IS it a haiku? Well, I can work with it, ahem:
Christians on all fours
awaiting their punishment ...
but, saved at the last!
Mathos-
Try to learn the rules old chap.Blurting the first thing that comes into your head is considered considerably naff on here and with devvie watching
it's ridiculous.
But saved at the last
The bridegroom said to his Mum.
And the bride just smiled.(if smiled is 2 then-and the bride smiled.)
(smi-led?!) I thought I was being magnanimous, Spendi-!
And the bride just smiled ...
She wanted to marry the
"best" man anyway.
Best man, any way
I can find him - where the hell
has he gone to now?
<that 'hey, wait' from this morning was about what apparently is called pipping, which is when one person answers just before another, thus winning the turn to do a Haiku...>
??? Guess I wasn't on that page!
Has he gone too now?
Why do all the good ones go?
All that's left are dolts!
All that's left are dolts!!!!!!!
Too true and the birds fly down
to pick at dolt dots.
to pick at dolt dots
is the favorite hobby
of dot-loving spots
Of dot-loving spots
One can speak of narcism
and cannibalism
And cannabalism
Is a meal I'll do without.
Enjoy without me!
Enjoy without me,
she says, frowning, gathering
rigatoni now.
Rigatoni now
Bruschetta'd toast for dinner
risotto for lunch
risotto for lunch,
just think of the afternoon,
and gather grappas.
And gather grappas,
vino ed sonnellino,
la vita dolce!
la vita dolce
Is all very well if you
Are in Italy...
Are in Italy
For only a long weekend?
Spend it in Florence
Spend it in Florence.
But Florence is so costly,
Otherwise I might.
