How naff is that, eh?
Ken Dodd on a T-shirt wearing
A kiss-me-quick-hat.
A kiss-me-quick hat
Is a sign of a coarse lass
Who is short of cash..
<ha ha!>
Who is short of cash?
Why, it is me, said she with
a frown on her brow.
A frown on her brow
Is a sign of her stomach ache
To be cured with the cabbage.
Cured with the cabbage,
Treated with the turnips and
Healed with honey - mmmm!
Healed with honey-mmmm!
Ambrosia and nectar.
Fresh as morning dew.
Fresh as morning dew
An inaudible dog whisle blows
Only a dog smiles at me.
satt_fs --The first line should have 5 syllables, the second line 7 syllables, and the last line 5 syllables.
"Only a dog smiles at me" has 7 syllables, so I'll shorten it to 5.
A dog smiles at me
And that really makes my day
I brought happiness
I brought happiness
To travellers passing through
They all said "Thank you".
They all said 'Thank you'
Because they were well brought up
By their mums and dads.
By their mums and dads
They were delivered to us
Without them asking.
Without them asking
Precious secrets were divined
From darkness revealed
From darkness revealed,
The ghostly outline of the
Human sacrifice.
Human sacrifice
Is outlawed now, thank goodness
I'd be first to go
I'd be first to go
Then firefly would be saved
I could do no less.
I could do no less
Said the jailer, twirling the
Keys round in his hand.
Keys round in HER hand.
She likes round things in her hand,
Like shiny pound coins.
Like shiny pound coins
The satellites bobbed and winked
On the horizon.
On the horizon
Slowly steaming into view
A big fat tanker.
A big fat tanker
And a tiny slender yacht
Sailing together.
